I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize