Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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