Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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