yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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