how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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