Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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