her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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