kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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