It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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