your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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