My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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