you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
