About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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