So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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