Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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