When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We talked him into tasing himself.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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