next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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