he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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