I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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