butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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