good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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