Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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