maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
vagina is talking i cant
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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