At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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