OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
