No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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