She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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