they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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