i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
