You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Randomize
