glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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