Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It's just like the Real World with babies
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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