if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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