weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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