There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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