idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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