let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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