Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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