But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
jump out the window naked night went bad
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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