I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
