with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How does one acquire holy water?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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