I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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