Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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