he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
