I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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