I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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