Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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