We're facebook friends in real life
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You were trust falling into bushes
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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