Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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