don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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