Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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