she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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