there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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