Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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