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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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