@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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